I didn’t know how much I needed this I my life
Felt like dressing up this morning. It’s the first time my dad has seen me in lolita. It went very well!
this is the cutest thing i’ve ever fucking seen holy shit
Barack Obama & Hillary Clinton Sing ‘Timber’ by Pitbull & Kesha
Sleepy Hedgehogs Compilation
Doctor Uses Rap Song to Explain How to Take Care of a Cast
Honest Movie Trailers: The Wolf of Wall Street
Super Mario Bros Theme Song on Wine Glasses
Heavy Machines Play World’s Biggest Game of Jenga
Cute Baby Sloths Compilation
SO IT’S APRIL 15TH AND
DO YOU SEE THIS
DO YOU SEE THIS BULLSHIT
WINTER GO HOME YOU ARE OUT PAST CURFEW
i look away to blog about tiny legos for an hour and this gets notes
lmao I looked at those tags I think they think you’re IN canada bro
shit my cover is blown, eh
Welcome to Nebraska
you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?
THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED
Reblogging again, because this will never be irrelevant.
School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job
He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).
200 notes and yet you’re the only one that has helped bless u
"According to the FBI, there have been 129 confirmed white Christian terrorists in the last 20 years. That includes Timothy McVae, the uni-bomber, the Atlanta Olympics bomber and dozens of family planning centers and abortion clinics. Muslims? 19. Which would make white people the most likely demographic to commit a terrorist attack. So watch your mouth before you call me a terrorist or I’ll knock your fucking teeth out.”
how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, “i get you’re into magic and don’t get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don’t try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit it’s that. admit it’s just for looks.”