All Aboard

bigbadbus:

bananaleaves:

starryglazes:

baby are you a time traveler because you’re such a misogynist i feel like i’m in 1932

cognitivedissonance:

jaison96:

luciddreamerash:

thestraggletag:

ktseitz5:

I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

It even rhymes better.

oh NO

Oh, lord

*sigh*

cognitivedissonance:

jaison96:

luciddreamerash:

thestraggletag:

ktseitz5:

I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

It even rhymes better.

oh NO

Oh, lord

*sigh*

artbymoga:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

"I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?"

From this point onward I will never respond any other way.

ONLY TEXANS WILL BE ABLE TO READ THIS:

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo

MY PEOPLE

Howl’s Moving Castle on the topic of Beauty

This gifset popped up and my Pandora immediately began playing a piano rendition of “When You Wish Upon a Star”.

just-chemistry-things:

forensicfreak55:

twelfth-doctor-in-the-tardis:

jacobshutup:

umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements 

image

yes hello I am the last barium bender

Elements

I’m crying brb

rainbowraconteur:

I’m going to continue to reblog this every year I have a tumblr

buggy-heichou:

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 



Fact: David Bowie is a gecko

buggy-heichou:

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

Fact: David Bowie is a gecko

Is this what the Hufflepuff House has come to?

Is this what the Hufflepuff House has come to?

fangirltothefullest:

twinpersonalitys:

ironychan:

redcaplf:

… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?

CLOCKODILES.

somewhere captain hook is shitting himself

I guess the logical thing for me to want now is a Steampunk Peter Pan story with the crocodile being made of clockwork as seen above.

fangirltothefullest:

twinpersonalitys:

ironychan:

redcaplf:

… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?

CLOCKODILES.

somewhere captain hook is shitting himself

I guess the logical thing for me to want now is a Steampunk Peter Pan story with the crocodile being made of clockwork as seen above.