baby are you a time traveler because you’re such a misogynist i feel like i’m in 1932
I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.
It even rhymes better.
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
"I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?"
From this point onward I will never respond any other way.
howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo
Howl’s Moving Castle on the topic of Beauty
This gifset popped up and my Pandora immediately began playing a piano rendition of “When You Wish Upon a Star”.
umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements
yes hello I am the last barium bender
I’m crying brb
I’m going to continue to reblog this every year I have a tumblr
A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity.
Fact: David Bowie is a gecko